Have you heard of the little critter that was recently discovered and thought to be the ancestor to all vertibrates? Well, an even more primitive, pathetic, anus-mouthed microbe has been discovered. Ancestor to all invertibrates. I bring you, the Saccorhytus Trumpus!
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