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Product Description
Ever needed a polished, gold-plated, or solid-gold turd? No? Well, too bad, and look no further!
A life-sized example, taken from a actual 3D scan of a genuine example of (animal) excrement, this item is a convenient, economical, and sanitary way to produce a unique and scientifically accurate gag gift, conversation piece, sarcastic shame award, or whatever you care to make it—I won't ask any questions, it's no business of mine!