Are we really alone in the universe? Are aliens real? Have “They” been lying to us all along? Let’s take a look at some of the startling evidence that extraterrestrial life is among us.
Exhibit A: This may look like a simple beautiful porcelain planter for your favorite succulents, but take a closer look. This is clearly a disguise for a FLYING SAUCER from the other side of the Andromeda Galaxy. It even has a drainage hole to prevent overwatering, but we all know thats really where the tractor beam shoots out to lift unsuspecting cows and farmers.
Exhibit B: At first glance this may appear to be a beautiful pendent that you can customize with your own text, but let’s be honest here, its an alien blaster. How else could you customize it, thats just TOO INCREDIBLE to have come from planet earth.
Exhibit C: You’ve got to be kidding me. Yes I know this is a gorgeous porcelain bookend to hold up your favorite summer reading material but but look at it, that is clearly a RED ROCKET SHIP for crying out loud. Where do you think that came from? It’s from OUTERSPACE. I’m starting to think that you’re “one of them” now.
Looking for more evidence? Fine, we’ve got a whole list of cool products that are obviously out of this world!